CSI-Kentucky

 Subject: Re: Writing SF is apparently a felony in Kentucky...
From: "Elf M. Sternberg"
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written

"Mike Schilling" writes:
> You've heard about the man who was arrested for trying to smuggle books into 
> Kentucky?  He was released when no one could prove they were books. 

Heh.  Why is there no CSI:Kentucky?  Because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.